Muddy Dogs

REPORT:3829111080

>From MUDDY Worker ID: 333860927

Details Attatched Holy shit holy fuck there is no way this is real right this has to be made up like oh my god tell me its not fuckung real please tell me there isn't an actual mud hound. please get back to me guys.

Edit: oh my god i just saw it its actually real guys

Analysis:

>>>TRANSCRIPT (Recorded by Mr.Mud's Assistant):

-Fulp: I have gathered you all here today to discuss a recent rumor regarding the alleged sighting of a so called "Muddy Dog"

-Mud: Scho what da fuck ish it den? a fucking doggy in schlime? big deal, have CCIM and M Bearsch kill the fucker.

-Fulp: As always Mud you fail to understand the severity of this situation, it isn't just one Mud hound, there are hundreds, thousands even popping up across Muddy Bear World.

-Hogan: Good Mud almighty!? Thousands, why hasn't A Bears division and CCIM been sent to deal with this?

-Fulp: A, B, e, R, and Q bears divisions were sent with backup from CCIM three hours ago. 51% of a Bears was wiped out with 93%, 48%, 67%, and 18% of B, e, R, and Q bears divisions respectively. CCIM stayed back with only 7% casualties. Despite this effort it isn't clear if any of the moody dogs were vanquished.

-Mud: Moody Fuck!

-Hogan: Jesus Mud this is awful.

-Noah: Ok look guys is this really that bad? like we lost a shit ton of bears yeah but I think it'll be fine I think :D

-Bukkake Bear: Shut your fucking mouth Noah you merd mud gooper, I had fucking friends in those divisions, i'll kill you

-Noah: We should all just be happy :)

-Bukkake Bear: I swear to merd I will execute you Noah

-Fulp: If you two would stop the senseless arguing we could get back to the main issue, that being the fuckers.

-Hogan: I say we try to "Ally" with them like we did with the bears. Guarantee them a place within Muddy society, mutt fuckers are too stupid to know they are getting the short end of that deal. And besides, if they ever get blood thirsty its not like we are short on muddy workers in need of execution.

-Mud: Exchactly what I wasch thfinking! More exchexcutionors for down at sthe minesh!

-Fulp: I'd have to agree, are there any objections?

-Bukkake Bear: I concur.

-Noah: I like the idea Larry :)

-Mr.Mud's Assistant: Awesome guys are you done because I just thought of a joke, what do you call a bear slimer who has lost his goop potential? A Fucked up Naste of Tature Hogan lookalike! >>> END OF TRANSCRIPT