The Great Muddy Revolution of 2009

The Great Muddy Revolution of 2009 was the systematic slaughter of all muddy haters. The event transpired as a result of the Muddy bear launch on June 23rd 2009. Many candy enjoyers flocked to Walmart to try the candy for the very first time, but 99.998% of those who tried the candy found it appalling. This caused the bears to go beast mode and slaughter all the muddy bear haters that they possibly could. The A Bears division with planning help from Tom Fulp and Mr.Mud were the main force who spearheaded the operation and are thought to be responsible for over 400,000,000 muddy hater deaths themselves. The B-Z bear divisions picked up the scraps of the A bears and eventually hunted down the rest of the muddy haters. Mud, Fulp, Ramey, and Hogan then declared the revolution was complete and established the fascist state of Muddy Bear World. There were multiple resistance groups who tried to push back against the revolution. These insurgent groups used guerilla warfare to violently combat the bears, however the sheer number of bears and the power of beast mode proved the resistance attempt to be futile. The last of these insurgents were killed mere days after the release of Muddy Bears. Since the fall of the anti-muddy movement, no other resistance movements have formed since.

The aftermath of the slaughter saw that 99.998% of the global population died as a result of the beast bears. This left only Noah Ramey and his kin on Earth. The only others to survive were the few individuals who actually enjoy the bears and the select few that Ramey chose to protect from the slaughter. There was rumor that some Muddy haters simply lied and claimed that they enjoyed Moody lords when they actually despised the candy.

In light of these rumors, Mud proposed a Program to weed out any muddy haters. The program- nicknamed Operation Mud Extermination- saw that all Muddy workers would meet with CCIM agents to take a test. The test would simply be to eat a muddy bear, however if one showed any signs that they didn't love Muddy Bears they are immediately executed. To make the results more accurate, Ramey suggested they implement a lie detector test as well. After the implementation of the lie detector, 300% more of those interrogated were found guilty of the crime of not enjoying lords.