Mr.Mud

Mr.Mud is the regional manager and overseer of all muddy element yields, bear production, and immediate executions. Mr.Mud speaks with a speech impediment, which in combination with his thick Alabaman accent makes it extremely hard to understand what he is saying. He started at Taste of Nature in '86 and has worked at the company turned fascist government ever since. After the Great Muddy Bear Slaughter of 2009, Mud was promoted to the third highest position in Muddy Bear World: Executioner. He is currently the boss of muddy yields and routinely executes low-preforming workers; many estimate that Mud personally caused 200,000 muddy deaths in the Mud Pit. However, this is only a conservative estimate, others estimate Mud could be responsible for well over 1 million muddy worker deaths. During his reign over the pit, Mud has increased muddy productivity over 1000% as the absence of labor laws in Muddy Bear World allows for much more efficient muddy harvesting. Mr.Mud is the mind behind the famous State-Mandated Muddy Bear Hour with help from Larry Hogan and Noah Ramey. Despite the requirements of State-Mandated Muddy Bear Hour, Mud has never ate a muddy bear. He claims "Why would I ever eat doshe fucking schit bears. I run dish op no matter what Hogan and Ramey shcay. Thoche fucker peashents will do exactly what I shcay and you know it. Now get out of my fucking office schlime gooper." Mr.Mud personally oversees every immediate execution in Muddy Bear World and performs many of them himself. Every time a muddy worker gets out of line or produces unsatisfactory yields he will give a speech claiming, "My name will be remembered for generashuns, they will cheer for me in the schreets and schelebrate my legashcy. Can you Schay the Schame? No, youll be shcix feet under. Goodbye mocther fucker."