Supreme Leader Larry Hogan's Official Statement in Regards to the Mud Hound Threat

Hogan's statement - 2/15/0011 at 2:43PM: My fellow mud enjoyers, I wish to inform you all today of a new threat that faces our civilization. Earlier today we found them, out of the deepest depths of the Mud Mines they came, a disgusting abomination to all things muddy. They are Muddy dogs. As far as we know these dogs are sociopathic cretins only capable of killing. Now I know this must scare you all, however consider what happens should this threat go unchecked, it would be the end of all things muddy. So when I tell you these hounds are evil, know that the fuckers MUST be destroyed at ALL COSTS. They are enemies of the state and as such deserve nothing more than IMMEDIATE PAINFUL EXECUTION. Ask not if we can solve this peacefully, as these mutts have made it clear that peace was never their goal. They senselessly and brutally slaughtered our forces when we tried to peacefully reason with them. So stand proudly Muddy bears, reindeer, rabbits, and workers, for all that divided you before is insignificant when compared with this new threat. Take pride in the Muddy Military, in the A bears, the D bears, the Q bears, ebears, and the rest. Stand with them in defense of your glorious muddy world which you have worked so hard to create. Know that I and the rest of the council are working our hardest to ensure your total safety and continued prosperity as a populace, but to do so we need your help, we need you all to march to the Muddy Fields with us. Come armed with anything and everything you have to aid our glorious and powerful military. Now go, march on to battle! UNITED WE WILL CLEAVE THE HEADS OF THESE FUCKERS AND MAKE THEM GO BACK TO WHATEVER DISGUSTING PIT THEY CAEM FROM!

Last known from Hogan to the rest of the council 2/15/0011 at 2:55PM:

I think the fuckers bought it, hardest part was having to make up their origin and cover up so many of the true details of their existence on the spot. Fuckers don't need to know we attacked the dogs first, that doesn't matter anymore, all that does matter is that the mutts are going ape mode agro on us now. In regards to what is to be done now, we should get A-T bears in position behind the crowd so they can attack after the dogs have taken the bait. CCIM and U-Z bears should stay back to pick off any stragglers and offer support when necessary, their primary role is to make sure nobody from the crowd gets away, the crowd should distract the hounds long enough so we can target the dogs with the Mud bombs while the mutts are busy with the muddy citizens. The crowd is mobilizing now, I'll head to the safehouse to meet back up with you all momentarily.

-Larry