State Mandated Muddy Bear Hour

State Mandated Muddy Bear Hour is a policy implemented by Maryland Governor Larry Hogan and Muddy Bear lover Noah Ramey that dictates:

"All citizens of the world must stop their regular activities from the hours of 4 AM to 5 AM and consume as many Muddy Bears as possible in the allotted time."

The law is strictly enforced by the military of the United States of America A Bears division, and all those that fail to do as the policy dictates are sentenced to immediate execution. In addition to this, the 100 people who eat the least amount of bears are sent to Muddy Prison until being publicly executed on live TV.